Reasons Not to Date Me

Here are a few reasons NOT to date me. I will update the list as I think of more.
  1. I can talk about work all day.
  2. I get cranky if I don’t have my cup of coffee in the morning.
  3. I say up late every night.
  4. I like my iPhone a little too much.
  5. If you ask, “What’s wrong?” and I say “Nothing.” something’s wrong and you should already know that.
  6. I let my hair get way too long before I get it cut.
  7. If you’re not a Mac, I like you a little less.
  8. I tend to talk about myself way too much if I’m nervous.
  9. I’m not good at solving puzzles.
  10. I love your dog, but it is not allowed on my bed.